I have no idea what kind of unholy spirit possessed these maniacs to design such a glorious pair of pants, but the audacity is unmatched.
Listen—I’ve blown money on some truly dumb things in my life. Pants have definitely made that list. But the second I tried these on, I went home and exorcised every single pair of “5.11-but-make-it-casual” pants from my closet. Straight to the shadow realm.
These things are comfortable, they fit like a dream, they actually look good, and they’re built like they were tested on a Navy SEAL doing CrossFit in a hurricane.
You know how you normally have to pack a whole “after work” outfit just to not look like a complete psycho at the bar? Not anymore. I can rock these all day at work, swap my shirt, and suddenly I’m socially acceptable.
I love them so much I bought every color. Well—except mustard. In which case I’m done talking and ordering a pair right now. Might as well complete the collection.
